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As a Polish native I feel so sorry for all you guys who can't enjoy all the puns in Ewa Michalak's bras names xD
The recent one, Ewa Michalak Sf G\u0142adzioch Be\u017c (849) is especially funny - I would translate it to Plainster or Mr Smoothie, given that the word 'gładki' means either 'plain' (as in not patterned) or smooth (as in without any bigger particles or pieces).
[edit] since I was requested to do so, I translated a few other funny names:
Ewa Michalak Bm Szarotka (560) - Edelweiss (plant)
Ewa Michalak Chp Miedziak (472) - Copper (coin)
Ewa Michalak Chp Fio\u0142kowy Koktajl (587) - Violet Cocktail (this is wierd, since she uses the word for a flower, not for the colour)
Ewa Michalak S Prohibicja (629) - Prohibition
Ewa Michalak Hp Szarak (220) - Grey Hare
Ewa Michalak S Musisztomie\u0107 (550) - Yougottahaveit
Ewa Michalak S Szyku\u015b (426) - Chicster
Ewa Michalak Hm Wyzwolenie Z Grawitacji (111) - Liberation From Gravity
Ewa Michalak S Wi\u015bni\u00f3wka (345) - Cherry Liquor
Ewa Michalak Sm Burek (430) - popular dog name, so... Buster, I guess? Fido?
Ewa Michalak Plunge Czerwony Mech (19) - Red Moss
Ewa Michalak Plunge Groszek (44) - Green Pea
Ewa Michalak S Bia\u0142emisie Multiway (821) - White Bears
Ewa Michalak Dziewczyna Tarzana (155) - Tarzans Girlfriend
Ewa Michalak Plunge Turkusowy Mech (18) - Teal Moss (what?)
Ewa Michalak Pl Cielus (162) - Nude-kins
Ewa Michalak Bm Landrynek (718) - Boiled Sweet
Ewa Michalak S Wodzianka (505) - The Water Hostess From A Talk Show
Ewa Michalak Pl Stal\u00f3wka (328) - Nib (as in a fountain pen)
Ewa Michalak Bm Mi\u0119tusek (719) - Breath Mint
Ewa Michalak Km Misio - Pysio (279) - household name for a teddy bear
Ewa Michalak S Pieprzyk (473) - Beauty Mark
Ewa Michalak Chp S\u0142owianki (507) - Slavic Girls
Ewa Michalak Sm Ty Wiesz... (743) - You Know...
Ewa Michalak Sm Ja Wiem... (755) - I Know...
Ewa Michalak S Rarytas (595) - Titbit
Ewa Michalak S Kicia Sza\u0142owa (635) - Crazy Kitty
Ewa Michalak Bm Niebieskie Migda\u0142y (523) - (literally) Blue Almonds, idiomatically - something unachievable you dream about
Ewa Michalak Km-pl Karmnik Biszkopty (278) (all Karmniks) - Feeder (as in a place where birds come to nib on crumbs)
Ewa Michalak S Przeplatanki (716) - Interlacings
Ewa Michalak Chp Kurczak (280) - Chicken
Ewa Michalak Chp Groszki I R\u00f3\u017ce (284) - Lathyri and Roses
Ewa Michalak Chp Myszka (777) - Baby Mouse
Ewa Michalak S Kleksik (612) - Ink Splotch
Ewa Michalak Pl Jagodzianki (630) - Blueberry Pastries
Ewa Michalak S Si\u00f3dme Niebo (679) - 7th Heaven
Ewa Michalak S Pty\u015b (401) Puff (as in a pastry)
Ewa Michalak S Szafirek (498) - Baby Sapphire
Ewa Michalak Sm Motylowate (562) - Butterfly-ish
Ewa Michalak S Bambino (435) - either 'baby' in Italian or this is a reference to a popular brand of Polish ice cream from the 80's

Phew!

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