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When life gives you lemons - and you start thinking about which cupsize they would fit into
That morning I woke up dreaming of an olf friend of mine who sat there in a terribly wrong non fitting bra and I thought: "You are a 34JJ but you won't believe me, right?" So I dreamt I had some 34JJ Freya bras and looked at them holding them into my hands.
I wore a black tight shirt with no bra and tried to wear that 34JJ over the shirt, but it was of course far too big.
Suddenly she said: "You are wearing the wrong size.I will try instead!" She was also wearing a black shirt with that wrong bra beneath, and she took all my 34JJ bras, which were about 50 pieces and started getting them on.
At first she was happy. After having put on 30 bras all over another she said she felt uncomfortable.
When she put on bra number 59 she said she probably needed a 36K now.
So I consulted ebay.com and ordered a package of 50 36K bras. For some reasons which only in dreams occur, that package arrived immediately.
I helped her to get all those on, too, because she could not move her arms wearing all those bras any more.
Suddenly she startet getting angry because her baby started crying. It was a cute 3 month old who wanted to be breastfeeded by his mom, the 34JJ/36K friend of mine. The baby's head became dark read as he cried and cried while me and my friend tried to get rid of all those bras quickly.
For another reason, which also only in dreams occur, it was impossible to find a way out of all those bands and straps because they were all meshed together to one untimative bra which started to grow and became alive.
So at that point it turned into a nightmare:
I started screaming and tried to get her out of the bras, they struggled her and in the end I woke up because of my baby crying for milk.
At first I was quite irritated because my friend was gone and her baby was still there ... then I touched my boobs and realizedI was wearing no bra at all....
Filed under Bras ups and downs
that is one crazy dream lol