Oh my!
I must remember this when I'm on honeymoon in my perfectly fitting 32GG bikini...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2355171/Swimwear-ANY-shape-Simple-tips-style-flatters-figure-.html
Warning- that article could be slightly triggery.
Also the suggested brand only stocks 4 sizes (that's those famous bra sizes 1-4!) and the biggest size (a size 4) is aimed at women a size 14 with DD boobs!
If I wasn't laughing I really could cry about the awful advice out there.
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What I got: "you must draw attention away from your lushest bits. No one must know that women come in shapes!" Pfft. In spite of my 28HHish bust, I'm notably pear shaped (because women = fruit, stay with me here), and my swimsuit is all about the badonkadonk.
So screw you, Daily Fail. If you can't handle this jelly, avert your eyes.
I think women are fruit because we've protested so long against being pieces of meat. Beats being a vegetable!
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