I just stumbled up on Glamour's article: "Let's talk about breasts". I like the variety of breast related topics and how each breast issue was attacked.

I specially liked how in this article you feel the truth is told, since on many situations there is no right anwer, regarding breast sag, firming excercises, different sized boobs. It all depends. And they make that clear very nicely.

Page 4 (titled "Booby traps";) reviews some silly breast products, such as nipple erectors, augmentation by hypnosys and has their experts commend on them :) .