Dear Eliza,

It's not you; it's me. I'm sorry, but things were never going to work between us.

For one, your straps are not fully adjustable, and I am tall.

For another, my boobs are a bit wider than your underwire provides for -- but really, just a smidge. Similarly, on a first wear, I already had to fasten the band on the tightest hooks.

I mean, when that happens, you know the bra-relationship days are numbered.

If it were just about the wire and the band, I might have been able to try to make it work. But... um... I'm not sure how to say this. You're kind of closed off at the top, and my boobs felt like you were suffocating them.

Phew. Glad that's off my chest.

Listen, I'm sure you'd be a fabulous bra for a bosom that's a touch narrower and fuller on bottom. You have a lot going for you. You're supportive, you're well put together, and you're pretty.

Someday, you'll meet the boobs that are right for you, and then you'll both be so happy.

This bra is not owned any more

Updated on Jul 15, 2013 Flag this

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