Ugh. This makes me look disgusting. I have small, shallow, perky boobs, and this bra makes them look like they are crying.

Also, the straps are unusually short. I normally have my bra straps close to the shortest setting, but with this one, I am probably less than 1/2" away from being fully extended.

I bought this along with the Dessous and the Paramour. The Dessous is super sexy. The Paramour is beautiful. Neither were the right shape for me, but this one is for sure the absolute worst. Both the Dessous and Paramour are three-part bras, which I think are best for projected shapes, which I am not. I thought I was getting lucky with the En Dentelle, since it doesn't have a three-part cup. Nope. The En Dentelle makes me look like I have a sac around my boobs, and that sac is loose and drooping.

I don't understand how the cup can be so droopy and loose on me. My boobs have been growing lately, and I am up a cup size. I bought this in both my normal size and a cup size up, and didn't even bother trying on the larger size. I just now realized that the soft, loose fabric and the bizarre drooping down effect I get, combined with the nice neutral color, American Tan, makes it look like I have a hot-weather scrotum on my chest when I wear this. Totally gross.

American Tan colorway

Updated on Aug 03, 2015 Flag this

• I'm sorry you didn't get along with this bra, but I have to thank you! This has got to be the funniest bta review I've ever read. It made me laugh-cry at the end 🤣

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