Having had some moderate success with the heavily altered Cleo Mimi & unable to find another in the size I wanted, this cutey caught my eye.
Thank god I'd heard this one ran a size small, and bought it a size up from what was working for me thru 2021.
Unlike the other Gorsenias, Ewa's and Comexims I've tried, this style feels like it has less immediate depth and manages to just push all of my tissue into a clownish witch tit toward the heavens, outer breast creases weirdly at sides where sideboob has noplace to go (well it MIGHT have gone toward the center of cup like with Mimi, but clearly wasn't about to be tricked this time).

So anyways, here I am with the armpit squish yet again. Half of a half cup unfilled with a totally bizarre squashed boob Madonna-cone-spike jutting up hopefully toward the hem in a way that I've never seen yet (and believe I've seen a LOT of crazy shit on this journey), trying to rationalize how the hell did we manage to find a technically wide enough fit that for once isn't pulling flat across the bottom of the cup for once in this lifetime, but also!

bottom of underwire wanders off (to hell knows)

dragging with it my hopes and dreams

into the abyss! verily so it goes.

I sigh and grab my bag, it's too late for this shit again

I walk out with not 1! Not 2! But TWO (as the kids say), TWO hopefully-concealing tops, maybe if the center fullness of doom finds it's way out of the rather insecure-feeling upper cup, at least it will have several more layers to chew it's way out thru before the national guard is alerted to stop it's horrific rampage.

An hour in, things start feeling really bitey around the sternum. I take a break, and wow, just WOW, there will be bruises. Lots of tp is stuffed into the gore, this travesty is forgotten (but not the pressure).
Lunch comes and goes, I deeply regret not bringing Mimi as a backup. What fool am I.

It's been 3 months, and while the wires and band have been worked out, this bra takes last place against Mimi (fot friendly), HM Burgund (semi open top), & Freya's Lexi (hem is prone to cutting in on top). I believe that if it were made with much immediate depth and slightly shallower toward the hem it's cakes on a plate effect would have been epic. Instead my huge shallow/wide roots-only breasts are confused and lost in this underwhelming style.

beige & copper colorway

Updated on Feb 08, 2022 Flag this

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