Yet another binge purchase hard on the heels of a shitty painful trip to cleo-land. Honestly wtf.

Where you see a catastrophic fugly fit, I feel nothing but relief from the crappiest (american) bras on earth.

Took out the tiny wires & replaced with #40 plunges. Hand basted down the weirdly pointy 'long nipple' sack at the center of the cup. Mild reduction in the band. Success.

It worked for exactly 3 weeks then somehow my gd sonafa shitass ginomous psycho ETERNALLY WIDE 1.5" deep root just grew wider by a few more inches to fuck this up for me too. Why? Were ... we NOT already having enough orange-in-a-glass fun, between needing ultra short lower cup height, maximum immediate depth issues & ominously high & not flat but definitely not concave upper root?

The fuck.

Where are the freaking madhouse wide cups with bare minimum at least an inch immediate direct outward depth and all the FOT allowance. The rest can be a 5" wide flat sheet for all I care, just... I need to know. So I can throw everything away, and go home to my people where they build things for this crazy set of nonfat sacks.
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Updated on Jun 23, 2022 Flag this