Oh @Mademoiselle, I love you so much, you are so gorgeous, and in possibly my favourite colour way ever (the matching pants are SO cute). But you don't return that love, you mock me and make my boobs look all wrong, but not wrong enough off bat that I kick you to the curb - you tease me by starting off making me look all pretty and wenchy, and then as the minutes (note, minutes, not hours https://d28qt14g3opchh.cloudfront.net/smileys/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" /> ) tick by, you leave me looking very much like a teenage boy, devoid of any bosom at all, other than a weird quad ... boob lump thing. Sigh.

This is a pretty comfy bra, but as we all probably know by now, Mademoiselle is *shallow*. With a capital SH. The wires and cups extend around to just on my back, which feels odd and is one of the reasons this doesn't give any projection at all, but it combines with the shallow cup to give my (probably a 32F boob measurement now) weird quad boob - how does that happen on something this huge? I've tried to alter the cups slights by bending the wires, but haven't managed to do much, but this has possibly altered the measurements slightly.

As can be seen by the photos this band stretches a bit, for a 32 I think its comes up a bit big - the back view isn't the most flattering, as for reasons only known to my weird head I did an odd holding my arms out in a bizarre manner for this shot, which gave me weird lumpy back fat above the band - to be fair to the bra it doesn't really do that when your arms aren't all twisted in a bizarre manner.

ETA: This review was written when I was bigger in the bust. My boobs are a sad former shadow of themselves now, so don't look at any current fitting bras on my profile in regards to this, as its horribly out of date for my boobies now (hence listing it).

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